We make really good websites

It's what we love. It's what we do. We have a single goal, and that's to entertain an audience until they pass out from delight.

At Anticlown Media we believe in great voices and great content. We're not business professionals or publishing professionals or any other sort of professionals. In fact, we have absolutely no idea what we're doing. We spend half the day running around the office with underwear on our heads, and the other half producing the greatest websites you've ever seen. It's not the most productive formula, but it works for us.

We don't know what sells to an audience, we only know what we like. We think our writers are funny but a lot of people don't. That's not our problem. At the end of the day it's about doing what we believe in and hoping the people that get it stick around. And if those people just happen to be the smartest best looking people in the world so be it.

We don't wear pants

And that's the way we like it. Blogs have multiplied so rapidly that every man, woman, child, and monkey has one. Or two. Or eighteen. Anybody can make their own blog, but every Anticlown Media site is a one of a kind gem that's so sparkly and shiny that staring straight at it has been known to cause blindness.

Founded in 1821 by a trained monkey and a very hungry hippopotamus, Anticlown Media is an independent media publisher with a collection of websites that attract more than 15 million visitors per month. We also have a pretty cool comic book collection. It's in our closet and it's rad.

You've got money

And we want it. Anticlown Media has emerged as a premiere online publisher to help readers and marketers cut through the filler and unite in a holy matrimony of online ecstasy. We believe in connecting special marketers with a special audience. Are you in the business of scamming people with a free iPod gimmick? Then shoot yourself in the face and never come back here ever again.

If you'd like to advertise on one of our sites you can check out our advertising info. Or if you'd like to contact us you can use our handy little contact form. Or if you'd like to be our best friend forever you can stuff some cash into an envelope and mail it directly to our offices.